Japan Pledges To Halt Production Of Weirdo Porn That Makes People Puke
I never imagined that porn could actually be banned or even recalled from the market but there it is! Okay, so Japan has... tendencies. I mean, quoting from the article: "Minister Kazuhiro Nakai, expressing regret for the thousands of hours of bondage porn, rape porn, utensil-rape porn, food-rape porn, frozen-food-rape porn, vomit-enema porn, elder-care-coma-patient-rape porn, and the kind of a porn in which a nubile youth is kidnapped, stripped, tied down in a wading pool and raped."
Wow... but wait! Of course there's more!
"I've seen about a million of these films, and each one is worse than the next," Portugal's José Randulfo told reporters after receiving treatment for dehydration, caustic chemical burns, and fractured ribs—the result of a 45-minute vomiting spell he suffered after renting Naughty Ginza Maids Drink Cocktail Of Refuse And Bile. "The doctors say it may take months before I remember what normal genitals look like, and even longer before I remember how they are intended to function."
Uhh... all I can say is, if he watched a million of those films, I bet he liked watching it more than he's willing to admit.
Still! I didn't think that they would really screen material from the world wide web with all the talking and boasting about freedom of speech and all. Which really makes you curious about just what the hell Japan's porn industry is doing.
Wow.
